Sunday 10 February 2008

Twinkys 'n' terror, together in harmony

The fat cats are about to get very very fat. The world is in the midst of an economic meltdown and people are getting fatter and fatter. Where is religion in our our of need? At war. In the UK right now the archbishop of Canterbury seems to think Sharia law in Britain is inevitable and a good idea while the middle east is at loggerheads with the US and the Western World who have perhaps mistakenly set themselves up as the Christian side.

So, back to the twinkys. It's a known fact when the chips are down and everything is looking bad, turn to gold. Unless you're a woman, in which case first turn to twinkys, chocolate, hell anything that gives a basic pleasure. The world right now needs a woman to take the helm of the US and steer the West out the myre. What are the options? Wow, theres a woman....but shes some form of...man. Compassion? Where? I find greater solace thinking the lord may come down from the heavens and shower us with twinkys.

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